**A Message From The Author** I feel absolutely saddened that I must write this disclaimer before posting something this humorous. But the unfortunate matter is there are people out there eating Tide Pods (hold up - really folks? Really??), so I can’t be left to chance without starting this satirical piece of work on owning a small business without the disclaimer of: “This blog was written in all good fun folks. It was meant to be humorous and in no way should reflect how w

We’re going to be straight with you folks; we have to try for this and any other “best of...” out there because we feel like we are among the best out there. Well, here. Here being Virginia. :: pause :: ok... here being northern Virginia. :: pause :: ok... Manassas? WAIT! Hold up! Wow - deja vu? Yes, we just posted a similar blog in reference to Virginia Living Magazine’s Best of 2018. So in case you skipped that one; let us continue but this time in reference to Northern Vi

We’re going to be straight with you folks; we have to try for this and any other “best of...” out there because we feel like we are among the best out there. Well, here. Here being Virginia. :: pause :: ok... here being northern Virginia. :: pause :: ok... Manassas? We know these surveys can be daunting and the last thing you may want to do is a survey when you could be getting down to Taylor Swift’s next sick beats. But please shake it off. (See what we did there - we’re t